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The judge to Rebecca vardy after the verdict....you paying by cash or card? The judge to Amber Heard after the verdict.... you paying by cash or card, we don't take pledges or donations.

Angela rayner speaks fondly of #LesterPiggott and said "humm dumm skahdbu man".

Elon it's Amber, can you give me $10 million..... click......ELON....ELON.... HELLO?

Essex..... the only place they do fathers day cards in packs of 6....

Nothing worse than fathers day at Katie prices house and kerry katona and Ulrika Jonsson houses..... Knock Knock..... I'm here to pick us the kids..... Which one?.....

WISH app gives you a fathers day discount....... it might arrive by next fathers day if you're lucky.

Have you noticed they don't sell fathers day cards in Brixton.....

I'm not saying I've caught some colour.. But I walked past a benefit office yesterday and they offered me a 3 bedroom house, a leather jacket and a mobile phone..

It must be hot today as i saw a black person in Tottenham unzip his puffer coat a quarter of the way down.

As the weather is so hot I asked the Hermes delivery driver if he'd like a bottle of cold water. When he said yes I dropkicked it over a fence into my neighbour's rose bush and told him I'd left it in a designated safe space.