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TEACHER - "Billy, if there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot 1, how many birds are left?" BILLY - "None, the others would fly away" TEACHER - "The answer is 4 but I like the way you think" BILLY - "I have a question for you Miss. There are 3 women eating ice cream cones. I licking, I biting and 1 sucking. Which one is married?" Teacher nervously answers "The one sucking" BILLY - "The answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think"
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ There ya go Hannah - all the ingredients for writing your own fucking Joke!
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Wish my Girl friend went down as often as this fucking site!
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Girlfriend came home with £86.50 from a night of Prostitution. I asked her who gave 50p They all did she said
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Triple 20 check out RIP Eric Bristow Legend
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Don't know if this is a Scam but I just got a text saying I won £250 or two tickets to an Elvis Presley tribute night It said Press 1 for the money or 2 for the Show
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I saw a job advertised as a fanny waxers assistant. Job includes removing ladies knickers, prepare fanny for waxing and rub in oil after waxing When I asked at the Job Centre they said I had to go to Cornwall - I asked why, is that where the job is? No, they said - that's where the back of the fucking queue is!
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A guy walks into a crowded Bar, waving his unholstered Pistol and yells "I have a 45 calibre Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine and I want to know who's been sleeping with my Wife" A voice from the back of the Bar calls out "You need more Ammo"
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Things could not get worse for Harvey Weinstock Miss Piggy has just announced he tried her up as well
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Teacher says to Johnny "Where's Pakistan?" Johnny replies "Out in the play ground with Pakisteve"
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