Any parent who gives their kids frozen pizza for dinner needs to be rightfully ashamed of themselves.
Bang it under the grill for 5 minutes you lazy bastards.
I'm just watching the last half hour of "Lost".
Frank flies Sawyer, Kate and some of the rest of the gang off The Island in a dodgy crash landed jet.
Thank goodness it wasn't a properly maintained Air India aeroplane, the series might never have ended.
I went out yesterday evening and had a seriously hot curry.
Normally I don't take any notice of the horoscopes, in fact I don't really understand what they're on about most of the time.
But I'm now wishing I'd taken yesterday's predictions more seriously when it said, "the Sun will be moving out of Uranus".
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