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Queen Camilla is raising the issue of domestic abuse. Who would have guessed Charlie was knocking her about. What a cunt.

I see it's the turn of the German police now to have a holiday in Portugal, or look for Madeleine McCann as it's known as.

It's just been confirmed that the 53 year old man that drove his car into the Liverpool fans was a Man Utd fan.

Young girl next door just got a kitten. Her father looked daggers at me when I asked her over the garden fence how her pussy was?

Pope Francis has died. At least the choir boys can rest easy for a bit.

I'll bet Luke Littler's family were all happy that he won the Darts World Championship, it's just that his dad needs to tell his face that.

I hope when the farmers descend on Downing Street today they're towing one of those shit spreaders behind one of their tractors.

It's been reported that Trump is busy picking his cabinet. IKEA have been contacted but refused to comment.

I don't bother going to old friends and family funerals no more. After all the cunts won't be going to mine.

When people get too old they take their driving licences off them so that they don't kill anyone on the road. This is what happens next..... They give them a mobility scooter so that they can kill every cunt on the pavement.