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I used to watch tv to get inspiration for new jokes, but now that the Jeremy Kyle show is gone, Im pretty much f.cked

Whoa! A new upcoming game show! They pick up a bunch of random people off the streets of London - then they make them stand still with their mouths shut, while the contestants have to guess who is british and who is not. Teeth or no teeth, this year on channel 4.

One smart Briton named his daughter "Healthy Teeth". The day she was born was the only day that Briton ever had Healthy Teeth.

One about british women - Do you know whats the difference between their gums and their vaginers? Their gums bleed more often.

How can you tell if a 2-week old baby is british? It already has a full set of teeth.

"Damn, this is going to get ugly," I thought. .. as the Briton was just about to open his mouth and say something.

How can you tell if a Briton is jewish? ..when you see him hanging used teabags on the washing line...

Have you seen this new british comedy movie called Ace Denture-aah? Its about a detective who specializes in saving captive animals, he wears chest-high trousers and dentures and every 5 minutes he says something about brexit.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia. E-I-O-E-I

People are strange! I could hear some bloke playing with himself in the next toilet cubicle to me! ..put me right off my sandwich! (Credit to the original author)