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How do you kill a Briton? Poison his tea and hide the antidote in a tube of toothpaste.

What would the world lose, if someone had dropped a bomb on Birmingham palace and kill the royal family? A bomb.

Whoa! A new upcoming game show! They pick up a bunch of random people off the streets of London - then they make them stand still with their mouths shut, while the contestants have to guess who is british and who is not. Teeth or no teeth, this year on channel 4.

What is the big difference between England, United Kingdom and Great Britain? no seriously, whats the difference? .. fucking decide what you want to be called idiots

What do Britons do to compensate for the size of their penises? They have big teeth.

"Damn, this is going to get ugly," I thought. .. as the Briton was just about to open his mouth and say something.

What did the eighteen your old Briton get for his birthday? His first set of dentures. credit to the original author from old sicki

The Romans conquered most of the island (up to Hadrian's Wall in northern England) and this became the Ancient Roman province of Britannia. In the course of the 500 years after the Roman Empire fell, the Britons of the south and east of the island were assimilated or displaced by invading Germanic tribes (Angles, Saxons, and Jutes, often referred to collectively as Anglo-Saxons). At about the same time, Gaelic tribes from Ireland invaded the north-west, absorbing both the Picts and Britons of northern Britain, eventually forming the Kingdom of Scotland in the 9th century. The south-east of Scotland was colonised by the Angles and formed, until 1018, a part of the Kingdom of Northumbria. Ultimately, the population of south-east Britain came to be referred to as the English people, so-named after the Angles. Germanic speakers referred to Britons as Welsh. This term came to be applied exclusively to the inhabitants of what is now Wales, but it also survives in names such as Wallace and in the second syllable of Cornwall. Cymry, a name the Britons used to describe themselves, is similarly restricted in modern Welsh to people from Wales, but also survives in English in the place name of Cumbria. The Britons living in the areas now known as Wales, Cumbria and Cornwall were not assimilated by the Germanic tribes, a fact reflected in the survival of Celtic languages in these areas into more recent times.

How do you make a gay briton fuck a woman? Put a tea bag and a handful of crumpet crumbs up her vaginer.

Did you notice that every gay briton who can sign later somehow becomes a famous musician? Like Elton John, Freddy Mercury, George Michael, David Bowie, Marianne Faithfull, Bono..