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I can't believe how sexist these covid rules are Crowds allowed back at men's football Crowds still banned from women's football

I depend on sickipedia for all my news... Still can't believe Murray Walker murdered Meghan Markle on Clapham Common and dumped her body in a black bag

How can you have two parts of your body in two different US states at the same time? Ask Prince Andrew. The rest of his body was in New York while his dick was in Virginia.

Warwick Davis has decided to bury his wife down at the end of the garden between the hamster and the guinea pig

I woke up in the hospital this morning, and asked the Doctor, "what happened?" "Well" he said, "you were in a coma for three years. Men are now competing in women's sport, we've spent the last two years battling a mutant bat virus, inflation is running at 7% and we're on the brink of World War 3" "Shit" I said, "what date is it?" "April 1" he replied "Hahahaha, you had me there for a second!"

Benjamin Mendy: only 2 more rape charges until Christmas!

What did Santa say when Katie Price, Meghan Markle and Lindsay Lohan arrived in Lapland? Ho ho ho!

I was so annoyed that my joke got downvoted that I had to take a deep breath and count to 10 -3, -2, -1, 0, 1, 2, 3...

West Ham sign Alphonse Areola from PSG Let's hope he doesn't make a tit of himself

Genie: your wish is my command I'd like an end to covid Genie: alright, done, here's a nuclear war instead