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They say it's not over till the fat lady sings. The fat lady has finished singing. It's over

First there was Princess Michael of Kent, now we have Princess Markle of Kunt

I depend on sickipedia for all my news... Still can't believe Murray Walker murdered Meghan Markle on Clapham Common and dumped her body in a black bag

It was beautiful to see women of all colours and creeds descending on Clapham Common to meet with their sisters in solidarity. When Sarah Everard went there she only met Couzens.

I heard there's a bug going around...

Charges were dropped against a man accused of making death threats against Northern Ireland health minister Robin Swann after it emerged he only said he wanted to kill two birds with the one stone

The shocking grammar in newspapers these days... "Cummings is leaking" Everyone knows it should be "cummings are leaking"

A black celebrity is accused of sexual harassment I guess we're about to find out what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object

Did you hear about the time Bob Marley got arrested for assault in an airport? He claimed it was self defence... He said he was fighting in arrivals, fighting for survival.

The Thames whale has been rescued and is heading back out to sea. I guess that means Sir Kier Starmer won't be offering her a return to the shadow cabinet in his reshuffle.