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Everyone talks about white privilege, but black people can say every word in the English language. Plus one.

When we were at school the way to remember Henry VIII's six wives was: divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived. I recently came across the Muslim translated version: beheaded, beheaded, beheaded, beheaded, beheaded, beheaded

My family think I have OCD so I googled the symptoms. There were a lot. So I organised them in to categories, then catalogued those categories, created a chart of the symptoms that I might have, then counted all the symptoms. Turns out I have severe autism

I used to have difficulties with premature ejaculation. It's much better now because every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I think about my wife

Following his performance at last night's debate, the president has changed his name to Joe Bye, Done.

Did you hear about Axel Rudakubana attacking a prison officer? Such a shame. She's really fallen since winning the U.S. Open a few years ago.

Michael Jackson was one of the greatest artists of all time. A true global megastar. Yet despite constant accusations of grooming and sleeping with white children his music is still adored by generations today. This goes to show that the only way to get away with child molestation is to have exceptional music. Or to be a Muslim taxi driver.

I phoned 999 to say my wife is going into labour. They said, 'Kier Starmer is a prick, but that's not an emergency

Do you know what the most effective form of contraception is? The pull-out method. After you have sex, take her to the clinic and the doctor pulls the baby out.

Worrying that I had contracted the virus, I went to the doctors with symptoms including fever, a cough and muscle pain. Jokes on you coronavirus; I have AIDS