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Nazanin criticises UK government for not not getting her out sooner. Easy to speak out now you’re back in a free country. Fly the ungrateful cunt back to Iran.

Lewis Hamilton confirms he will race again in next season’s Formula One. Thank fuck for that. I’ve barely slept a wink since the preening pretentious cunt announced he was “taking a step back” to consider his future. Twat.

How did David Fuller get caught? Did some rotten cunt split on him? Nod to school playground circa 1989……

Lockdown, no sex from the sour-faced missus, and too much daytime TV has led me to start having some pretty serious fantasies involving June from the Sun Life funeral plan adverts. Anyone else...... please......

Only 4 days into January and I’ve already locked the punchbag in the shed. She is fucking livid.

Not many people know that Paul McCartney started the BLM movement. He was always going down on ‘one knee’. Or ‘Heather’ as she was more commonly known. Nod to flaggon.

Captain Tom walks up and down his driveway with no problems but can’t be bothered to kneel for our Queen. Lazy, unpatriotic cunt.

If Fred West had buried his kids under the patio during lockdown, I reckon he’d have been judged more favourably.

I don’t have Covid-19 but, ironically, I’m spreading more disease by being forced to stay home with my teenage daughters.

Self-employed? During these difficult times, simply dip in to the money you have hidden from all of the cash jobs that you have done over the years while the rest of us paid tax on our earnings.