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How many murdered schoolgirls would it take to change a lightbulb ? None , they all " would light up a room ".

Unlike Prince Andrew , nobody can accuse his brother Charles of paedophilia. ..Necrophilia maybe.

Q. What is the difference between Maddie McCann and Greta Thunberg ? A. We know where Greta stands on the Planet.

Congratulations to Chelsea for winning the Premier League for the second time in three seasons. And congrats also to Celtic , for winning the Scottish League twice in ONE season.

After , A parliament of Owls , A murder of Crows , and an unkindness of Ravens, I give you ,,, An Unlikelihood of Dodos

FAMOUS LAST WORDS " And I'll be back with the News tomorrow " JILL DANDO

The whole of Italy under lockdown.. Death in Venice , See Naples and Die , Veronavirus , When in Rome do as Coronans do , Florence + the respiratory machine..

If Louise Porton had known she was going to spend the next 32 years in jail , she might have let her daughters live to visit her.

Just read an article about a woman from Sutton Coldfield who holds the record for most attempts (36) , before passing her driving test. The article did not say which woman holds the record for least attempts.

Q. What do most Theresa May supporters have attached to their homes. A. Conservatories ?