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Ever gone up the stairs and couldn't remember what the fuck you actually went up for ? Well that's what happens to me when I go downstairs first thing in the morning.
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" 90,000euros worth of snails stolen from French farm " Well , nobody thought they staged a break-out.
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The streets of Washington DC saw two more shotgun victims last night. Thank God Trump called in the National Guard !
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Trump pardoning 2 turkeys at Thanksgiving makes me think that , for good PR , Nigel Farage would have pardoned 2 Jews each year at Auschwitz.
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Miss Mexico has been crowned Miss Universe 2025. Although an appeal has just been lodged by Miss exo-Planet 436B.
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For failing his A-level English , Monty Panesar to be deported.
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As a dyslexic Woody Allen once said , " 90% of success is throwing-up ".
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What's the difference between Judd Trump and Donald Trump ? Judd Trump Pots a lot of balls.
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There's a Pole works down the chip shop swears she's Maddie...
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" Crucifixion?" " No , freedom actually , I'm off to live on an Island." Quote courtesy of Wandsworth Prison.
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