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How do you save a princess? You contact Mario... ... You guessed it, on a Luigi board

Whats happening to the travelling community? Surely everything they do is non-essential travel. Maybe this will wipe them out.

I was looking through the jokes just now and I realised, there's nothing that cuts the cheese here that I could use. So I used a cheesy board Squint to leemack

I was once told I had 20/20 vision, but I never saw this coming

Nineties: A German with no neckwear.

I feel sorry for wasp. He lives in our cul-de-sac, and just the other week, he and his missus had a huge barney and she walked out on him. As she walked past our house, we lost three whole days of sunlight.

Father: ....He was a very brave soldier, and that son, is how your grandfather won the War of Sickipedia Trolls in 2018-2019. Son: Wow!! Has he got any war medals? Father: No son, all he left us was this blue shield.

I've just finished painting the rocks in my garden white. Just in case the pakis next door want a snowball fight when it next snows. ᴄʳᵉᵈⁱᵗ ᵒˡᵈ ˢⁱᵗᵉ

Dear BBC, I've a solution your 'gender pay gap' issue. If you change the name of the system to 'gender pay spectrum', you will get all LGBT help you need. Kindest regards Batty Boy

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