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I was at my girlfriend's house last night and we started kissing and cuddling. Then as I lay on the bed, she started stripping. At the sight of her stunning body, I almost came in my pants. A personal best for me seeing as they were 20 yards away on the landing!
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Mohammed from next door called me there, telling me he got a threatening letter in his mail this morning, poor cunt was scared stiff... ....turns out it was a £1.50 off dove soap coupon.
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Before you laugh at children who believe in Father Christmas, remember, there are adults who still believe in Ole Gunnar Solskjaer...
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I tried to light vapes fart earlier but his fart was a squirty one and put out the flame, his pants got a bit wet though but the juice was worth the squeeze
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Sometimes you just cant win i thought i would be a gentleman and hold the door open for a young lady 2 mins later she said " will you Fuck off i am trying to have a shit"
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What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA? Kicked out of Sea world.
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I saw my son and his friends playing hide and seek today... ...I couldn't believe what I was seeing, so I shouted at them to get inside immediately and play fortnite like normal kids.
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My neighbour keeps coming into my kitchen and making himself cups of tea whenever he fuckin feels like it... so I got him a Spurs shirt for his birthday, that'll stop the cunt lifting anymore cups!
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