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Tanks usually have thicker armour on the front, since this is where they are most likely to get hit. Needless to say, the French chose to reinforce the rear of their tanks instead.

depression A jamaican school teacher explaining german history.

I was about to make a joke about a short sighted stag, when I realised it was a bad idea.

Moniker. A jamaican who likes to walk cross country.

Oscar, that was Reeva in the bathroom. Come on, you're pulling my leg!

Early in WWI, german planes were armed with infantry rifles. British pilots called them Mauser-Fokkers.

Breaking news: Italy have sacked their trainer, and offered Sweden their players in case they need replacements.

A free roaming tiger was killed in Paris today. The mayor commented: "We were about to surrender, when the stupid beast impaled itself on our white flag pole".

Meghan Markle to spend Christmas with queen. That is so nice of her; Elton is devastated by the loss of his mother, and sure could use some company.

French sport authorities have been baffled by the plumetting performance of their athletes in the twenty first century. After a thorough enquiry, they discovered that with the end of military service, the French youth are not taught how to run any more.