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So Katie Price is on Celebrity Masterchef. You’d be surprised what that woman can do with a cabbage. She even grows them by herself.

Micheal Collins may not have got enough credit for travelling to the moon. But Neil and Buzz certainly left him a great review on Uber.

In order to make Katie Price feel right at home on the set of Celebrity Masterchef. The judges will be flinging most of her food up the walls.

I’m telling you, I can tolerate the racist, unfaithful car crashing Greek tragedy in a coffin with that murdering widow of a wife, A son with peodophilic tendencies and a disease that stops him sweating, A grandson who was the result of an affair, who’s ginger and now thinks he’s American and black and likes to dress up as a nazi in his spare time. But if they break that 30 person rule at the funeral, I am gonna go ape-shit!!!

My feminist girlfriend wants me to treat her more like a “lady” I almost chocked on her unshaven gammon curtains

Sitting there at Dave Prowse funeral looking at him resting peacefully in his coffin. I thought to myself “I could make a lot of money here. As I’m sure there are a lot of Star Wars collectors out there that would pay eye watering amounts of cash for an original Darth Vader still in his box”

In shocking news, a 9 year old boy has been hit by a bolt of lightning while playing football. To be fair to him, he took a pretty good bloody strike before being stretchered off though.

Sir Kier Starmer walks into a bar, the pub landlord says “beautiful British name”.

Tottenham Hotspur are apparently looking for another empty trophy cabinet to display the European Super League Trophy when they don’t win it.

M&S are suing Aldi over their Colin the Caterpillar rip-off I don’t believe a word of it, it’s fake news.