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I wonder who the prankster in the Royal family is? Must have taken them ages to tie everyone's shoelaces together.

Ray Kennedy had suffered with Parkinson's disease for many years, every time someone asked him about it he used to give them a free pen just for inquiring.

It's been a bit of a strange morning for me, first I found a hat full of money and then I got chased by an angry bloke with a guitar.

It's been a bit of a strange morning for me, first I found a hat full of money and then I got chased by an angry bloke with a guitar.

It's not just football coming home, Bill Cosby's coming home too.

The plot of Mission Impossible 7 has been leaked online. Apparently Tom Cruise's mission, should he accept it, is to find out what's on top of his fridge.

I woke up this morning with severe conjunctivitis. So I went to see my doctor and said, "My eyes are stuck together and I can't see". He said "Fucking hell Mr Wong, do we have to go through this EVERY fucking day!"

I woke up this morning with severe conjunctivitis. So I went to see my doctor and said, "My eyes are stuck together and I can't see". He said "Fucking hell Mr Wong, do we have to go through this EVERY fucking day!"

I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled parking space outside Asda this morning. I thought to myself, "I wonder what his handicap is?"

I can't help but think ITV would improve their ratings if they stopped showing Midsomer Murders and started showing Midsomer Sexual Assaults or Midsomer Rapes instead.