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If you weigh 100kg on Earth you only weigh 40 on Mars. I’m not fat. I’m just on the wrong planet.
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Life is like toilet paper. You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
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I asked my doctor if I'm healthy and she answered "I don't know. Mercury is in Uranus right now." I told her I don't believe in astrology. "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke.”
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In light of the Supreme Court decision yesterday, the White House has announced Trump’s next move. He and his followers will build a utopian society in Guyana and work on a secret fruit juice recipe.
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I wonder how many animals we had to try riding before discovering horses are fine with it.
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Do Transformers buy car insurance or life insurance?
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If a guy remembers your eye color after a date, it probably means you have small tits.
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I dreamt that Trump finally got the parade he always wanted. Millions of people cheering and waving flags in the street as he passed through the crowd. The noise was absolutely deafening. Best funeral ever.
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Sickipedia goes down more than a crackwhore training class.
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Top tip … two hits off a crackpipe will get you into outer space longer than Jeff Bezos’ rocket.
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