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In light of the Supreme Court decision yesterday, the White House has announced Trump’s next move. He and his followers will build a utopian society in Guyana and work on a secret fruit juice recipe.
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“Alexa, why do I do so terribly with women?” “My name is Siri.”
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I’m not fucking stupid. I used to but I divorced her.
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Me: I drink tequila because it makes me want women but still allows me to be selective. Her: I don’t get it. Me: Nor will you. There isn’t enough tequila in the world for that.
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Top tip … two hits off a crackpipe will get you into outer space longer than Jeff Bezos’ rocket.
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This is exactly like how the Vietnam War ended. Translation: Our kids get to spend every holiday for the next 40 years listening to a drunk relative blame hippies and repeat “We may have lost the war but we won all of the battles” a dozen times.
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If you weigh 100kg on Earth you only weigh 40 on Mars. I’m not fat. I’m just on the wrong planet.
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Sickipedia goes down more than a crackwhore training class.
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Women often tell me I have an infectious smile. My doctor says it's herpes and gave me some cream.
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Top tip: If you fill a piñata with ketchup you'll never have to host a child's birthday party again.
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