Sickipedia

Sick of all this political correctness. You know it's gotten out of hand when even Sickipedia's turned fucking black.

My Dad likes to tells it like it is, he'll always call a spade a spade. Which is why he's been fired for racism.

I've been in a same sex marriage for a few years now. I'm not gay, my wife's just really boring in bed.

I was disgusted when I found out my teenage daughter had started using stretchers. I told her those holes will always be baggy now and never revert to their normal size again. Then I threw Jamal and Leroy out of my house.

It freaks me out whenever my redhead girlfriend is on her period. The first time I saw it I thought she was fucking melting!

After coming out, Paul Burrell still describes himself as Diana's 'rock' and her 'confidante'. Well, at least one queen was fond of her then.

Hollywood have just released a movie about Katie Price's pussy. The premiere was last night, and you should've seen how many men went to the big opening!

I was quite impressed that there was a nature documentary on this morning. Hairy, odd-shaped beasts, with snarling, manky teeth, communicating in a way that only they can understand. Then my girlfriend told me I'd been watching the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Being a manufacturer of sex toys, my boss told me to try and create something that pleasures a woman without even entering her pussy. I'm going to have to think outside of the box.

Gareth Thomas has had to quit this series of The Jump for 'personal reasons'. A Channel 4 producer has said, 'We're so disappointed. No other contestant has put the hours of practice in that Gareth has. Every night we'd find him polishing up his skiing skills - lying between two men, wanking them off, then bending over and entering a dangerous chute'.