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Tim Westwood is a sexual predator…..in other news hot water’s not cold

United fans are hoping for working from home to be mandatory from tonight to avoid talking about the game in the office. It won't be a problem for Liverpool fans though...not because they won but because they are all unemployed scum

United fans are hoping for working for home to be mandatory from tonight to avoid talking about the game in the office. It won't be a problem for Liverpool fans though...not because they won but because they are all unemployed.

If I had to rate my last bowel movement I’d have to say it was a solid 2

Boris and bake off are on tv at the same time tonight so no matter which channel you watch you’ll see an Eton Mess

Research has shown that to make corona victims better you just twist their heads off and shove a slice of lime down their throat.

Just got arrested at the Bureau De Change. I wanted to change my Vietnamese currency back into sterling so I asked the lady at the counter if she wanted to Pound my Dong

Remember, it’s only crack cocaine if it’s been smuggled in someone’s arse.

Do you think Mr Blobby’s wife is always on?

Just heard Katy Perry’s ‘I kissed a girl’. Was really enjoying it until Adam Johnson answered his phone.