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People are already complaining about Christmas music and decorations.. SO...I'm already drunk for saint Patricks day. Fight me

I can't believe its almost July and Northern Ireland is the only place in the world where there is no rioting!!!

RIP John McCrirrick Funeral service will be from the house at 10/1 Followed by burial at his local graveyard at 5/2 Refreshments at the local working men’s club at 5/4

Knew it was too good to be true.. If you receive an Emali titled 'DingDong' DO NOT OPEN IT. Those crafty B@$+@rds the Jehovahs Witnesses are working from home.

This world gets weirder and weirder. An Irish Republican funeral in West Belfast and the politicians are complaining because NO ONE wore a mask. Credit to Tim McGarry on twatter

Its mad to think that its already 2019 in Austrailia. Yet in parts of Belfast it will always be 1690. 🍾🥂 Happy New Year to all Sickipedians... except the ginger ones obviously.👍🏻🍻

"Don't call me him or her.. I'm not sure what i am" Bollocks...When the great big woofter Sam Smith is lying on the slab naked as the day he was born, the coroner will lift the sheet and tick 1 box(and it wont be a female one). Male. Your a boy you dafty you may have a few extra female hormones that give you a high pitched voice and the need to swallow dick but basically Sam you are a dude... if you have a cock n balls (regardless if they are hairy or not) then you my son are a male, man,bloke, prince, dude, chap, willy waver, now fk off you sad semen gargling knob. (Nearly wrote 'twat' there hahaha)

Thank goodness for the George Floyd murder. Its great getting a break from the Coronavirus jokes on here. Some of the George Floyd jokes took my breath away.

The next door neighbours dog died yesterday. I felt sorry for her so i went out and found an identical dog for her. She went absolutely apeshit at me "What tbe hell am i going to do with two dead dogs" she yelled

Emon Holmes has been talking about 'Losing a few pounds' for years. Now hes finally gone and done it. £250.000 owed to the tax man. Congratulations Eamon you stupid fat shithead.