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William Hurt's no more.

*BREAKING NEWS* *IRELAND DECLARES SANTIONS AGAINST RUSSIA* Irish minister Pascal Donohue has warned Mr Putin "If Russia want to be without 'Tayto' crisps for Saint Patrick's Day they are going the right way about it"

Now that Epstein and his friend Brunel have both been found dead hanging in their cells, I wonder if Jizhell Maxwell is rocking back n forth singing 'Dont Be Sad CosTwo Out Of Three Ain't Bad' while making a meatloaf in her orange jump suit.

Jean Luc Brunel, a close friend of Geoffrey Epstien has been found hanging in his cell in Paris. Jizhell Maxwell must be shtting herself about now.

Poor Prince Andrew. Went seeking Pandora's box and got Victoria's secret blown all over his face at a cost of £12,000,000. The dozy twat.

Th grand old Duke of nonce he really was a Ponce He paid 12 mill to an American girl That he never got to fk (ahem) When he was up he was up. When she went down she went down And when he was only half way up he shuck it in her brown. P Ayres.

Th grand old Duke of nonce he really was a Ponce He paid 12 mill to an American girl That he never got to fk (ahem) When he was up he was up. When she went down she went down And when he was only half way up he shuck it in her brown. P Ayres.

Kurt Zouma and his brother don't know how good theyve got it. In the good ol' days they would have been publically flogged followed by a good old fashioned hanging. Ah how I miss the good old days... And I wasn't even born then.. I was born in the 70s FS. Still... how I yearn for those good old days.

Mickili Facial Rectum sounds more like a gay Gotham character than a Texas Holdem n loose kinda guy. (Yes I did spell his name that way on purpose)

Big nod to Jizz... Madonna wrote a song about the time she was gangbanged by Gary Glitter, Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris as a ten year old child 'Last night🎵 I dreamt of 🎶some peados🎵'