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I think we can safely say he is Chuck blue Berry now. Wonder how long before some fat sweaty yank tries to grab a slice.

I dare say 'Aardman' boss Nick Park will give a heart warming euology at 'Wallis and Gromit' star Peter Silas' funeral. I will be sorely dissappointed if someone dosent shout "CRACKING TOAST" at the end.

With Donald Trump ruling America and the D.U.P holding power in Westminister it looks like Orangemen will be ruling the world. Are we allowed to call them that? Or do they prefer Oompah Loompahs? The world is so fucking pc these days.

Just heard 'The Nutty Proffesor' has died. Good i hate Eddie Murphy. Unfunny cunt hasnt been good since 'Delerious'

Loyalist terrorist groups the U.V.F, U.D.A and R.H.C Called a ceasefire on Tuesday agreeing to uphold the rule of law and help and support the P.S.N.I. Wednesday night the U.D.A opened fire at a person in North Belfast. All above groups withold informaton from the police... That ceasefire lasted about as long as a Taylor Swift relationship. Wonder if the Unionist polititions will make a song ang dance about it.

Tomorrow on Supermarket sweep... "CLEAN UP IN AISLE 4 PLEASE.. DALE WINTON HAS KEELED OVER AND SHAT HIMSELF"

Black man in his 80s is found Guilty of rape. Fk sake im still waitn on Cilla jumping out of her grave n singing 'Surprize Surprize' at that one.

Fk i knew the royals are eager to welcome Meghan Markle into the family... But for william and kate to name thier child after her great grandfather, King Louis of 'Jungle Book' fame, is going a bit far is it not?

Bobby Madly.. He aint nothin but a hound dog

Burt Reynolds has died. Now instead of a 'Bear in the air' There is a 'Bandit in the sky'