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I asked at the chemist today, "Do you have anything to clear up dihoreea?" The pharmacist said, "try these tablets" I replied, "No, I mean like a mop and bucket, I've just shat on your floor"

I met a woman in the pub earlier. She has terrible psoriasis. Having said that, she's got a cracking pair of tits

Lighting What a Jamaican does in court

Seating What a Jamaican calls the big wet area next to the beach

There was a young man named Dave Who found a dead Pro in a cave Now I know it's disgustin But it only needs dustin And think of the money he'll save

A black James Bond? Someone who uses women however he wants. Someone who goes around blowing things up, playing with guns and killing whoever he wishes without consequence. Surely, he should be a paki.

Someone who uses women however he wants. Someone who goes around blowing things up, playing with guns and killing whoever he wishes without consequence. Surely, he should be a paki.

It would appear that Stephen Hawking was taken ill at the top of everest, from there he went downhill very quickly

Note to all of you who think that GenghisIV is a cunt. You are all wrong. Cunts are useful

Did you hear about the American who thought that a Royal Enfield was somewhere the Queen keeps her chickens.