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With all the drunken sorrowful English football fans walking back from the pub tonight I thought I’d put up a big sign that reads: “Don’t worry, It’s only a game” Outside my Paki Neighbours house
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A couple of moped riders pulled up alongside Micheal McIntyre and asked: “Hey Micheal, are you doing a show tonight?” He replied: “Yes, do you wanna watch”
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What has two wings and an arrow? A Chinese telephone “Wing Wing” “Arrow”
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Homeless knock knock joke “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Biggish”
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How many Potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None
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My son got sent home from school today for using the N word “That wasn’t Nice was it?” I asked “No dad” he replied “It was Nigger”
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I woke up last night convinced a monster was under my bed, But it was just a can of red bull
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To reduce costs the new chimes for Big Ben will be made in Thailand, “Ting Tong Ting Tong”
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Went to the doctors with a swollen toe, One look and he said “Gout” “But I’ve only just walked in”
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The missus got all upset just because I wanted to pop into Screwfix Or the “abortion clinic” as she so emotionally calls it
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