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for those who can no longer shop at Ted Baker

Avoids getting arrested

If Keir Starmer wants the sausages freed, maybe Greece would help?

Harrods customers are like Mohamed Al-Fayed's cock. Stuck up cunts.

Bodybaggie Smith

Cumbria: The home of lakes, mountains, castles, Beatrix Potter, and shooting 8 year olds in the face...

97% of scientists believe global warming is caused by humans. But bear in mind these are the same people who give spiders cocaine and then see how fast they can solve mazes.

Bury Garr

I think I need to see a psychiatrist. I'm ambivalent towards Marmite.

The X-Files was a great TV show but of course we all know there's not really any such thing as aliens. Which means Mulder's little sister was really just kidnapped by a paedophile. He took her off to the woods where he tortured, raped and murdered her. Then he had sex with her dead body, chopped it into bits and then masturbated over the pieces. Then he burned the bits in a fire, smashed the bones up with a hammer, put them in a shallow grave, masturbated over them one last time, buried them and then moved on to the next town and the next town and kept doing the same thing over and over again without ever getting caught. Mulder just can't accept the reality of the situation, but the truth is out there...