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The wife has her sexy underwear on. This can only mean one thing.... The fat lazy bitch hasn't done the laundry all week.

Going to work earlier, I saw my co-worker, Bob the midget, standing at the bus stop. "Jump in and I will give you a lift", I shouted over to him. "fuck off , You dickhead" he replied, "I will get a fucking bus, I thought to myself, "You ungrateful little cunt". Then zipped my backpack up again, and continued walking.

I really hate when you're sending a text, and you're so rudely interrupted by a stupid jogger, bouncing off your windscreen.

I was in the pup and this sarcastic bitch said to me. "check your beer belly, did you make that with Stella or fosters"? I replied "there is a tap underneath, try it and see".

Did you know on the Canary Islands, there is not one Canary? And on the Virgin Islands? Yep, Same thing. Not one canary either.

my girlfriend said she likes doggie style So after we had sex, I rubbed her nose in the wet patch and shouted "NO!"

On a blind date with a girl, we were both a bit nervous, and the silence was a bit awkward. Just making small talk, she asked me, "What's your pet hate then?" "To be honest" I replied, "It doesn't like my finger up its arse."

My heart sank, when I arrived home after work, and that young handsome plumbers van was still sitting in my driveway. Luckily he was just doing my wife, and not some big expensive repair job.

I recently had a near sex experience, My whole wife just flashed before me.

I am against protesting , but I don't know how to show it.