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Why do the Chinese have small eyes? Because they're still squinting from the blast!
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What do you say to a Collingwood supporter with a job? I'll have some fries with that, thanks
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Who won the 1940 tour de France? 7th German Panzer Division
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What's the difference between an arsonist and Collingwood? An arsonist doesn't waste 25 matches!
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Why do Collingwood supporters stink? So blind people can hate them too!
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What do you do when you see a Collingwood supporter drowning? Well you could rescue him but he'll probably choke again!
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An Aussie went on holiday to New Zealand. He met up with his Kiwi friend on a farm. He asked, 'G'day mate, can I talk to your dog?' The Kiwi said: 'I'm pretty sure dogs don't talk you silly Aussie.' The Aussie said to the dog: 'Is me mate your owner? How does he treat you?' The dog replied: 'He treats me well. I get walked twice a day and stuff.' The Aussie asked the Kiwi: 'Can I talk to your horse?' The Kiwi replied: 'I'm pretty sure horses don't talk either.' The Aussie said to the horse: 'How does your owner treat you?' The horse replied: 'Yeah, I get ridden a few times a day and fed well.' 'Can I talk to your sheep?' the Aussie asked. 'Don't trust that sheep, he's a liar!'
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Yo momma so fat she wears a yellow raincoat and everyone yells: 'Taxi!'
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What does a Bachelor of Arts student say to a Bachelor of Commerce student? 'Would you like fries with that?'
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What do you call a Kiwi with a hundred lovers? A shepherd
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