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Why do the Chinese have small eyes? Because they're still squinting from the blast!

What do you say to a Collingwood supporter with a job? I'll have some fries with that, thanks

Who won the 1940 tour de France? 7th German Panzer Division

What's the difference between an arsonist and Collingwood? An arsonist doesn't waste 25 matches!

Why do Collingwood supporters stink? So blind people can hate them too!

What do you do when you see a Collingwood supporter drowning? Well you could rescue him but he'll probably choke again!

An Aussie went on holiday to New Zealand. He met up with his Kiwi friend on a farm. He asked, 'G'day mate, can I talk to your dog?' The Kiwi said: 'I'm pretty sure dogs don't talk you silly Aussie.' The Aussie said to the dog: 'Is me mate your owner? How does he treat you?' The dog replied: 'He treats me well. I get walked twice a day and stuff.' The Aussie asked the Kiwi: 'Can I talk to your horse?' The Kiwi replied: 'I'm pretty sure horses don't talk either.' The Aussie said to the horse: 'How does your owner treat you?' The horse replied: 'Yeah, I get ridden a few times a day and fed well.' 'Can I talk to your sheep?' the Aussie asked. 'Don't trust that sheep, he's a liar!'

Yo momma so fat she wears a yellow raincoat and everyone yells: 'Taxi!'

What does a Bachelor of Arts student say to a Bachelor of Commerce student? 'Would you like fries with that?'

What do you call a Kiwi with a hundred lovers? A shepherd