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Just watched an old film where Kate Winslet got naked. She looked pretty fat but It still seems mean that they called it 'Titanic'. Then again she did make the boat sink.

I always look forward to Halloween when all the young women go out dressed like sluts. And every year I'm reminded that I live in England and most of those slags look much better with their clothes on.

Dog walker murdered by Afghan national in triple stabbing in west London. The attack is not being treated as terrorism. So it's just them pesky sand niggers being murderously insane?

GOVERNMENT: That thing that keeps putting up the price of booze and fags then wonders why the suicide rate is at an all time high. Enjoy the budget next month while that millionaire Rayner is sunning her taxpayer paid fake tits.

I'm not surprised the Taliban have banned music, you should hear the shit Mohammed from next door listens to. Just kidding. I live in a nice neighbourhood.

The price of everything keeps going up, even Cocoa. I'm not surprised, she's the prettiest black hooker around here.

Breaking News: 'Calvin Harris claims he was sexually abused 40 years ago' He was molestable in the 80s.

It's not surprising all the Muslims want to come to England. After all, their wives eat grass.

Can't wait for the Netflix remake of Donnie Darko.

Saw one of those pornos last night where a bunch of guys make a woman drink a big glass of piss. It was called "Sharon has a pint of Fosters"