Sickipedia

Hi, I'm Dylan I could try to make a joke, but I'd rather tell you my thoughts about politics. Tories are wonderful - Labour is bad. (Now I have to vote this up so everyone sees it...)

So sickipedia is now black and full of bugs? Is the server in Ethiopia or something?

I'm starting to think Dylan is Hannah in disguise. How the fuck do his "Jokes" get so many upvotes?

So the name Hiroshima is based on the symbols for 2 words; Hiroi = spacious and Shima = island. No idea why they'd call a tightly packed city a "spacious island", but the Americans soon fixed that problem.

What do the police use after they get an injury? Some Oinkment

Gun nuts be like: "YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE SECOND AMENDMENT! GOD BLESS AMERICA" I think you need to look up the definition of "amendment", mate.

Well it looks like the end of May has brought the end of May

They say football's a dad's game. And like many dads, it's not coming home.

American culture summed up: 2 people die from an islamic terrorist attack - "WE MUST BAN MUSLIMS. ISLAM IS EVIL!" 12+ children die in a school shooting 2 or 3 times in a year - "Nothing we can do. Guns aren't a problem. My rights 2nd amend...blah, blah, blah!" Triggered yanks in 3... 2...1... :P

Poor Ant and Dec. Maybe Dec can at least use self driving cars instead. Oh wait...