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I caught covid singing at my local church, but I'm over it now I'm fully hymn-une

I've started a dating app for farm animals, but to be honest I'm struggling to make hens meet.

The Dusky maid, she met a Prince, a ginger known as Harry, all was well she towed the line her duties she would carry. Alas the bliss it did not last and the Duchess made her case, the Firm didn't help, questions were asked about the babies race. We want to be alone they said, not answer to the Press then did the interview (not for cash) some issues to address. The Prince was sad, his family lost and no one seemed to care, there's a racist in the Royal family of that were keen to share. But at least our lives are private, we've escaped the public glare just one more Prince been led astray and I couldn't fucking care.

I've got 3 brothers all in their sixties, Mike, Steve, and Don, Mike and Steve have been using Viagra for sex for years, as for are- Don? no problem.

What do you call a spotty Paki? Rashed.

Apparently Netflix are finding it difficult to find the two right actors for Harry and Meghan, in the next season of the Crown, so far they have only half-caste.

I fucked a Midget with Coronavirus, and developed short-covid

I told the van salesman I wanted a vehicle I could tour the UK in, he said "camper"? I said ok ducky, you have got lovely blue eyes and a sexy bum.

I have worked for Madame Tussauds for 40 years, and When I retire in 10 years time, I have been promised a miniature bust of me to commemorate my loyal service to the company, but here I go again getting a little head of myself.

I've had to retire my favourite hobby due to health reasons, being a Rapist is no fun with Erectile Dysfunction.