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Don’t you think it’s a bit ironic that’s England are singing God save our Queen after having a minutes silence for racism

Lads is it just me or is anyone else feeling the same way I’m to old educated woman on how I like sex I’d rather go to a professional who knows what she’s doing

Gutted my Thursday night rubs are never going to be the same without being clapped as I arrive at the street

That awkward moment when the nurse is examining your balls and she asks you to stop running your fingers through her hair

I’m like fairy liquid loved by mums everywhere And last longer than expected 

even team snapchat hasn’t messaged me today Looks like I’m flying hand solo

Man in a hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. “Nurse” he mumbles. “Are my testicles black?” Nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other... she takes a close look and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them sir.” Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, “Thanks for that, it was lovely but listen very very carefully, “ Are-my-test-re-sults- back?”

URGENT: JOB OFFER I need 8 people to work in a large event, on the 30th and 31st of February !!! 8 Hours per day - £ 400.00 per day. £ 800 for the 2 days. Anyone available?

Why is Toby Carvery always close to Premier inn? Because one is home of the roast and the other is home of the spit roast