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As a Pink Floyd fan nothing infuriates me more than seeing a Vegan eating pudding
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I was in a nightclub last night having a dance and a lovely looking girl came up to me and said "you smell nice, what have you got on?' I said 'I've got a hard on & didn't know you could smell it' Credit Jimmy Jones
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Trainspotters! How sad are they? must have counted about 35 the other day..
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Good Morning boss, I believe I have used up all my sick days so I am calling in dead.
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Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women? This is Alexa
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Do you know how weird it is being the same age as old people?
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An armed man has just run into an estate agents and shouted "Nobody move"
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What if Google was deleted and we couldn't Google what happened to Google?
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Even if you dont have a joke to write, write and say so.
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Sad news about poor old Stevie Lee. However he was getting on a bit, as he must have been at least 150 in dog years.
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