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If someone asks you to spell "Part A" backwards, don't do it. It's a trap......
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As I sat there licking my guitar, I thought to myself, "I have good taste in music."..
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Apparently anti-mosquito sprays cause hallucinations? I didn't believe it at first until a mosquito told me about it.
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Britain could become 'a colony of the EU' under the Brexit plan, says Lord Nigel Lawson. Blimey she has become a Lord? Good on her, loved the way she cooked that food.
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Just made my 3 year old girl spaghetti bolognese for dinner. To save time, I rubbed the mince in her face and threw the rest on the floor.
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My girlfriend caught me trying to stick a tiny blonde wig and a guitar onto a wasp. "Don't, you'll make him Sting." She said.
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Mality Mality Mality Mality. Well that's the formalities out the way...
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Gutted! My wife just left me because I never put the toilet seat down. To be fair, I'm not even sure why I started carrying it.
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If at first you dont succeed. Then seed sucking is not for you
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Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
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