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div599

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The wife said she got an ever ready chicken for tea.. I said "don't you mean oven ready" She said" no, it's a battery hen.

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2 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay

Martin Sheen American Barry Sheen British Mr Sheen polish

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6 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay

Some cunt said i have a face like the back of a boat. I didn't reply. I just gave him a stern look.

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4 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay

I recently met a French woman. Her name was Jenna Sequar. She had a certain something about her.

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6 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay

A photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar hit him on the head. To be fair. The people being photographed did try to warn him

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one month ago-Wordplay-Wordplay

Not a lot of people know this. But the singer Bill Withers had a brother called Bear, who wrote telephone hold music.

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3 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay

The bloke who invented the speed boat has died. His funeral is tomorrow followed by a wake.

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3 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay

The wife's just thrown 5 cricket balls at me. I said one more and it's over.

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one month ago-Wordplay-Wordplay

My mate said he used to be in a band called the Fortunes. I asked him if they called it that because they thought they'd make lots of money? He said no, we only knew four tunes.

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2 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay

Just opened my fridge and got a strong smell of basil. Think it might be faulty.

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