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The hospital that my daughter is staying at got one direction to visit her. She’s also going to see Liam Payne next week!
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I've just seen an elderly Muslim woman wearing a sheepskin burkha. She looked like mutton dressed Islam.
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I prefer porn with subtitles, that way I can figure out what the animals are saying.
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Keir Starmer calls for weapons of mash destruction
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I've won the annual 'best bullshitting' award twice this year.
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Seriously?? You had one fucking job and you fucked it up, cunt. RIP Sickipedia
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I've just won the 'most secretive person' award. I can't tell you how much it means to me.
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"I'm not being paranoid am I?" I asked my mate "That bloke over there is staring at me" "You're right mate" he whispered "I'd kick off if I were you." The staring continued for a little while longer, and then he began walking towards me. I could hear all my mates behind me, urging me to kick off. "This is it", I thought, clenching my fist. That's when he booked me for time wasting.
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As I stuffed twenty quid notes behind her G-string, someone pointed out that wasn’t what you did to guitar players.
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What's the best part about dating a deaf girl? She can still talk dirty with your cock in her mouth.
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