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Growing up in the North of England my favourite drink in the pub was half of bitter with a bottle of brown ale, or "Brown and Bitter" as it was called. The trendy pubs and wine bars are now selling the same drink as the "Meghan Markle" cocktail.

Steve Wright in the Afterlife.

The pilot of the cargo ship stranded in the Suez canal has eventually relented and phoned her husband to come and back it out for her.

Suicide scare for Christian Horner as colegues on the private jet returning fron the Grand Prix in Saudi Arabia were concerned that he might toss himself off.

I've got one of those electric cars made by Genesis. Couldn't get it going this morning so phoned the helpdesk. they told me "Turin it on, Turn it on again"

Ghislaine Maxwell went to see Jeffrey Epstein's private doctor and says "It's a bit embarassing really, every time I suck Jeffery's cock I get an upset stomach". The doctor replies "Have you tried Andrews?", she replies "Yes, and I'm just as bad after sucking his".

My wife joined a successful local Weightwatchers groups, as the membership is increasing rapidly she told me tonight "the group is getting bigger". Clearly not working then.

I roux the day I skipped college from my chef course and missed the sauce making lesson.

I ruox the day I skipped college from my chef course and missed the sauce making lesson.

Spurs are starting a pay per view TV channel, the offer is £5 per game but they only pay if you watch to the end.