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Suicide scare for Christian Horner as colegues on the private jet returning fron the Grand Prix in Saudi Arabia were concerned that he might toss himself off.

Steve Wright in the Afterlife.

I've got one of those electric cars made by Genesis. Couldn't get it going this morning so phoned the helpdesk. they told me "Turin it on, Turn it on again"

Ghislaine Maxwell went to see Jeffrey Epstein's private doctor and says "It's a bit embarassing really, every time I suck Jeffery's cock I get an upset stomach". The doctor replies "Have you tried Andrews?", she replies "Yes, and I'm just as bad after sucking his".

My wife joined a successful local Weightwatchers groups, as the membership is increasing rapidly she told me tonight "the group is getting bigger". Clearly not working then.

I roux the day I skipped college from my chef course and missed the sauce making lesson.

I ruox the day I skipped college from my chef course and missed the sauce making lesson.

Spurs are starting a pay per view TV channel, the offer is £5 per game but they only pay if you watch to the end.

Spurs are starting a pay per view TV channel, the offer is £5 per game but they only pay if I you to the end.

I've had my 2 Covid jabs so the plan is that if I come into contact with someone with Covid I don't need to isolate as I am protected BUT if I go on holiday to an Amber zone country I have to self isolate for 10 days when I return because I MAY have been in contact with someone with Covid. Following the science? no wonder there are so many creationists.