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What can you infer from a man's saying "size doesn't matter?" A. He has a tiny dick. B. His wife has tiny breasts. C. The couple are Japanese.

A: Have you ever tasted cats' feces? B: Eww! A: You know, theoretically, it may be delicious. Since no one has ever tried that, why not give it a shot? B: No way! A: Then why the hell did you guys who are scared of police forces start a "revolution" by destroying lives of ordinary people in order to press communist China to give independence to Hong Kong, whose food, water and electricity supplies are even dependent on the mainland, just because you thought theoretically there might be a chance?

Instead of doves, the symbol of peace should be pigs. Just look at those areas with no pigs.

"It's raining lunches and suppers", said a Chinese guy.

There was a literary giant in ancient China called Su Shi, who was also a famous gourmand. How could he not be?

Nowadays, two or more airlines can share the same plane, but they must be parallel or intersecting.

Protesters in Hong Kong claim that they are not Chinese, in the Chinese language.

"It's raining lunches and suppers", said a Chinese guy.

My friend's Cartier lighter is just phony. It doesn't work in a lift.

The native speakers of the Italic languages haven't yet evolved into the upright walking species.