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A mystery wrapped up in an enigma wrapped up in a lardy sarky cunt.
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Q. What's pink, rusty and sits in the garden doing nothing? A. Madeleine McCann's bike ???! Nope, vapeman's butt-plug & server in a few week's time!
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Just in case any genuine Sickipedians . . .
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Fair play Cardiffians, nothing says "Sorry you were mulched, decapitated or permanently crippled in a car wreck" like Roman candles, Catherine wheels, rockets, fountains and firecrackers!
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A woman has been barred from buying 100 cucumbers in a Lidl store. The shopper, a Ms Price, complained "I wouldn't need all these cucumbers except they've run out of those jumbo Thermos flasks!"
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Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs, Thérèse Coffey, has commented upon the food bank and poverty crisis: "People could sell more kidneys."
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It has been determined by the World Boxing Council that Conor Benn is not a drug cheat and that the detectable amount of Clomiphene in his bloodstream was caused by a highly elevated consumption of eggs. What I want to know is, where's the lying spade getting all these fucking eggs from??!
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The UK Press has published the following list of retail outlets where there are no restrictions on the purchase of fruit & vegetables or salad. (1) Any shop in Scotland.
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