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I can swallow a shoelace and make it come out tied as a bow ...... I shit you knot!
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They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secret of invisibility. If only they could see me now.
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I found this wonderful Spring Poem, written this week and thought, if I share it with you all it may give you some comfort, as it did me. SPRING POEM, by Fiona May Mcbride. “Fuck me!, It’s cold!!”
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I was addicted to swimming, but I’m very proud to say I’ve been dry for 6 years now!
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Last nIght my wife text me saying she was in Casualty. I watched all 50 Minutes of the programme and I didn't see her once. She still hasn't come back yet and I'm starving!
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9 out of 7 people are as thick as shit.
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About a month before our grandad died, we covered his back in lard... After that he went downhill very quickly!...
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We used to have Empires run by Emperors. Then we had Kingdoms run by Kings. Now we have Countries..........
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I've been invited to my first Constipation Anonymous Meeting next Monday. Unfortunately, there is no way I can go
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I've got very sensitive teeth......in fact, they'll probably be upset I've even told you!
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