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Can we all just stop telling women to get back in the kitchen? There's laundry to be done, too.

Facebook banned me for posting this

Don't you think its quite ironic how disabled people demand equality, yet complain when they don't have their own parking spaces?

I started a collection for a woman in our office. I didn't raise enough to buy one though.

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Research shows that grabbing a pair of breasts reduces stress levels by about 70 percent. Not for the women I sneak up on, it doesn't.

A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off. A homeless man walks up to her. She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!" He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it." "Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", she replies. The man turns and starts walking away. "Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?" "I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!", he says.

Happy #BrexitDay everyone

As some in Remain like to think I have no '#Brexit regret'. I'd vote Leave all over again. Upvote if you'd do the same!

Holy fabric