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Sosij - the latest incarnation of Hannah?

actualcrap, fair play, you do what it says on the tin, your jokes are actual crap!

I was talking to an old Trapper who was explaining to me how he tans the hides of animals he kills; "I use a traditional method of tanning hides called brain-tanning, you mash up the brain and dilute it and spread it over the inside surface of the prepared hide. Most animals have got enough brains to tan their own hides. If I shoot a bear he has enough brain material to tan his own hide. If I shoot a Moose, he has enough brains to tan his own hide. If I trap a Beaver he has enough brain matter to tan his own pelt. If I trap a mink, he has enough brain matter to tan his own pelt. I'm worried though, if I ever shoot Hannah/TheDarkman/TheDickman/Dylan etc. because he's only just got enough brain matter to operate Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V. "

For anyone who hasn't yet figured out, hannah / thedarkman / thedickman is also posting a lot as NoOne / MathsDebation as well as (probably) Slapmyshit and less often under a gazillion and one other aliases. The trademark is posting unfunny shit day and night at 5 minute intervals. Obviously not getting much jobsearch done!

What's the similarity between red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet and hannah / thedarkman / thedickman, (etc.) ? All on the spectrum.

thedarkman - you have nothing to say and you're saying it too loudly and too frequently! Down to <550 points now I notice.

Just in case no-one has put 2 and 2 together, 'thedarkman' is now 'thedickman'. He's obviously got fed up with having his posts downvoted and opted for an alias. Same totally unfunny posts, (you might notice I'm avoiding the word 'jokes' as it is totally inappropriate), same posting pattern just emerging, i.e. every 5 minutes including into the wee hours. A plea to 'thedarkman' / 'thedickman' : Please go to the dingy shared bathroom next to your squalid bedsit, run a hot bath, get in it and open up your veins!

A man goes into a Library and asks the Librarian, "Have you got a book on suicide?" She checks the computer and says, "I'm sorry it's out on loan"

darkman don't care if jokes are shit, (or aren't even jokes). If darkman got to steal jokes he'll be sure to mess them up so they ain't funny no more. darkman don't care about downvotes, you're going to get force-fed my shit every 5 minutes night and day whether you want it or not. New: I'm emailing you from an Internet cafe and I'm sat next to the biggest damn nigger I've ever seen. I swear he's reading every word I type. Oh, he's just told me he's dyslexic.

Here's another brilliant one I just thought up - What do you call a fish with no eyes? Jesus!