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I was talking to an old Trapper who was explaining to me how he tans the hides of animals he kills; "I use a traditional method of tanning hides called brain-tanning, you mash up the brain and dilute it and spread it over the inside surface of the prepared hide. Most animals have got enough brains to tan their own hides. If I shoot a bear he has enough brain material to tan his own hide. If I shoot a Moose, he has enough brains to tan his own hide. If I trap a Beaver he has enough brain matter to tan his own pelt. If I trap a mink, he has enough brain matter to tan his own pelt. I'm worried though, if I ever shoot Hannah/TheDarkman/TheDickman/Dylan etc. because he's only just got enough brain matter to operate Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V. "
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