It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses as a result of Rachel Reeves' recent budget announcement. A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded.
Dyno-rod has gone down the drain.
The saddest one though is the ice cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce. He coulnd't take it any more and topped himself..
Following on from the dreadful news that Kier Starmers house had been set on fire, I decided to do the right thing and put a post up asking for donations. The response has been overwhelming. So far I have:
65 litres petrol,
120 wooden pallets,
16 gas canisters,
15 boxes of out of date Chinese fireworks,
23 various knitted woolly items.
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