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I can’t begin to tell you how much I fucking regret buying the flat above Lionel Ritchie.
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Anyone know a cure for sex addiction? I've tried fucking everything.
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Grandad didn't mind if people came round while he was working Lovely man, shit anaesthetist
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Just spent four hours waxing the car! Fuck knows how it gets so hairy...
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I've been ripped off again! Paid a joiner to make a double bed and he's done a bunk..
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I said to my mate "my wife is kind, caring, funny and really understands me" He said "yeh my wife's fucking ugly too"
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I filed my nails today with an emery board It was awful ...but I liked it ...
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First rule of Rick Astley Fan Club... You know the rules, and so do I!
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My wife really hates it when I say "you're just like your fucking mother" To be honest she hates it when I say anything during sex.
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My best childhood memory is falling asleep on the couch & waking up in bed...I miss teleporting, it never happens to me anymore
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