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My wife is a fat greedy bitch. She's the only person I know who can clean a cooker with 2 slices of bread.
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"If your name's not down, you're not coming in." Said the doorman at the spastics theme club.
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My missus is useless at driving. If the road turns when she does, it's a fucking coincidence.
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Whenever anyone asks me what I do for a living I tell them I'm a gynaecologist. I really a cloakroom assistant in the Houses of Parliament but it's the same thing, I spend all day looking at cunts.
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I gave my fat ugly wife an orgasm today. I had a wank into my hand then flung it all over her.
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My head's been a right mess since I got divorced. Synthetics, Whites, Wool, Delicates. What the fuck does all this mean?
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I did a bit of ethnic cleansing today. I threw bleach into a Pakis face.
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I was really happy when my wife told me she was pregnant and it was going to be a girl. Now I can stop all this gay shit with my son.
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Me and the wife had a 34.5 earlier. It was meant to be a 69 but I couldn't be bothered doing her.
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My missus has got a cracking pair of tits. Her eczema is getting seriously out of hand.
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