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I was woken up by the window cleaner this morning, effing and blinding away... ... think he'd lost his rag.
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Went to our local Chinese takeaway last night and asked for the specials….they gave me too much foo yung...
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I was just washing up, with the back door open, when suddenly, an owl flew in. It dried all the pots and put them away then flew right back out.! Couldn’t believe it! Think it was a Teat Owl….
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I’ve just heard my window cleaner shouting and swearing outside my house… I think he’s lost his rag!
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I got stung by nettles earlier... He charged me £200 for a signed ‘Bergerac’ DVD!
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The Mrs said she wanted treating for her birthday. So I painted her with Cuprinol.
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Covid-19 is a deadly virus!
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Have you ever tried archery blindfolded? You don't know what you're missing!
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I went into the Police station and saw a man with three stripes on his arm and a trifle on his head... He was the custardy sergeant.
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Doctor " sit down sir what's seems to be the problem" Me "well you see everytime I chuck my muck all over my wifes titties, I can't help but think I'm a stormtrooper... like this "pew" "pew" "pew" what's wrong with me Doc? Doctor "Well it's quite a simple diagnosis sir ...... you're suffering from immature ejaculation "
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