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"I'm treating the family to three nights in a Paris hotel." I told the wife. "I hope you've booked the fucking days too!" She replied.
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It took me 3 hrs to finally get to the bar last night. "for fucks sake you stuttering cunt, I'll sing the kids the rest, baa, baa, black sheep....." sang the wife.
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It's pretty embarrassing when you walk in to your kids room and see them naked. I've promised from now on I'll make sure I'm dressed when I see them.
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Thought this was a site to post jokes not to use it to bitch like women?
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"A joke then" Happy now oldcuntalert?
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If it wasn't for the Samaritans I wouldn't be here today. "You think you've got mental problems, check Sickipedia out." They said.
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Being really bright and savvy with computers, I thought it would be an intelligent move to hack into security systems to show them their flaws. In awe of my skills they would employ me. IT FUCKING WORKED! HMP were that impressed I've been given a job in their kitchens for the next 20 years.
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I'm running low on dwarf's trainers.
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I've just bought some sex aids for my wife. If I inject her tonight I'm hoping she'll be HIV positive by the weekend.
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Karma is folks hoping bad shit happens to others.
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Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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